Future news: Order your coloured horse today

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Shanghai, 20th of July 2021

Fresh from the laboratory: We expanded our range of horse colours to include phosphorent red (glows at night). But the really exciting news is our new range of horse patterns. Send us your favourite Instagram picture and we’ll make your horse grow the image within weeks, all with just a simple injection!

Talk to our team of experts now to get a quote for your horse.

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